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A Pod of Peasants

Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.

yokhakidfiasco:

trebled-negrita-princess:

lvrslaflame:

nomorewaterthefirenexttime:

221,863 black people reblogged this

lmfaoooo 

image

Lol






ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god






  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.





falloutbong:

i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment 






disgustinganimals:

psyducked:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Hey Mom! Pthlpthbbbbt." (10 seconds later)

[photo by anton belovodchenko]

click the 10 seconds later link you won’t be disappointed

bless that 10 seconds later image.






chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990











officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.






sweetleaf04141993:

I say this all the time and people look at me like I’m unpatriotic

sweetleaf04141993:

I say this all the time and people look at me like I’m unpatriotic






ambers-heartsong:

sheslikea-comet:

So I was out buying halloween decorations and I saw this wig, picked it up and then I saw it…..

ARE YOU SERIOUS











buzzfeed:

*breaks down the door*

*runs in*

*jumps on the couch*

*screams*

I JUST REALLY LOVE DR. SPENCER REID OK????







this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET











sigornthenn:

sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything